Call this a lullaby, I suppose. Needs must, and needs demand, and thusly we all end up meeting between want, desire, and disavowal. Oh well, move on, nothing more to see here, just write the phrases out ad infinitum until it’s noticed and called in to headquarters. Keep calm and carry on, lie back and think of England, and wait for the perfect moment to try to change things. It’s...
Anonymous asked: Bow ties are most certainly cool. You seem to be the type of guy (much like the Doctor) that could pull it off. A fez or Stetson might be a challenge, however...
Anonymous asked: Your apparel would be up to your discretion, but it would be a fancy occasion indeed. A suit is usually a nice bonus though ;)
If Work Permits by The Format So now you’re...
Anonymous asked: You are a Mr. Hotty-ness. I would like to go out with you for texting and scones ;)
Moving parts are easily replaced, provided a suitable replacement is found. Switched in and out, the machine can then go on its merry way, rolling over all who oppose the foundation of the new world order. Pairs resist, and are thusly cut down in their prime, unable to be factored to any less than themselves and one, and so it goes. Equations remain unbalanced and sums don’t add up, much...
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Fuck it, I kinda like this. Go ahead.
The real crisis of public morality in the United States doesn’t lie in the...– Republicans are causing a moral crisis in America (via wilwheaton)
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You are afraid of a future that you have never seen yourself living in. This process has therefore left you deficient in certain areas of social planning and lifestyle requirements. The lack of future sight in your brain has also affected your relationships with both friends and lovers, to the extent that you fear to become too attached as you do not want to become a casualty while in their...
So Anchorman 2 is happening.
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Stop, twist, turn, splash. Over and over and around & around and through the wind shear off the nearest cliff. Headfirst, of course. Caution to the gale and stripped down to subjects and predicates, the only way out is through. Is it through? I am through with it. But is it through with me. Questions, answers, and simple symptoms manifested in little blinking lights and dial tones, spinning...
Played Tonight At The Open Mic:
“Careless Whisper (George Michael)” “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (The Smiths)” “Venus” (me) “Runaway (Kanye West)” “Boxcar (Jawbreaker)” ”I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light (Brand New)” “Radio (Alkaline Trio)” Yes, I went crazy with the covers tonight. Fuck you, I’m special and great.
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Gangs of New York. I wrote it. You read it. Do it.
WE DID IT! I get to record an album! An album about planets! Something GOOD happened to ME, and it was all thanks to YOU GUYS! Fuuuuuuuuuuck, I am in such a good mood right now… Let’s Party!
jopincushion replied to your post: lemon yellow black. vague nicholas is vague Look at the time-stamp. It’s ollllllld. I found a bunch of my old writing and am reposting it here because I like it and want people to know I’ve been fucking weird for a while.
lemon yellow black.
There’s too much happening, and all too soon. My head feels crowded, so many people and words struggling to get out and be heard that they all get stuck in the door and none get out. Tiny Door Syndrome, but in my head rather than my lungs. I can’t be specific, things are vague and unformed and quite frankly up in the air, falling slowly (“sing your melody…”) to settle...
The real secret of magic is that the world is made of words, and that if you...– Terrence McKenna
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damn extended metaphors.
Simply put, there is a monster at my window. I mean, ok, yes, ok, ok, it’s not a literal monster. I don’t think it’s literal, anyway. It might possibly be. But I don’t really have the nerve to get up and check its solidity. From my current vantage point (horizontal, on a futon, in the dark), it’s not something easily established, and the shadow I can see is...
So I made my goal, with six days to spare! WOOOOO! That doesn’t mean it’s over though, it keeps rolling til next Monday at 630pm, and people can still get in on some sweet rewards. All the money made goes towards the album though. I’m not going to be spending it on candy or Legos or sandwiches or anything. All the recording, pressing, and art work for the album. Woot. So hit...
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How the AV Club (entirely accurately) described...
[Ill-defined Character] expressed [Unearned Emotion] to [Ill-defined Character] despite [Total Lack Of Established Motivation]. PERFECT.
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SO FUCKING CLOSE. I am actually getting excited beyond all belief for this.
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oh no, oh god, I am.
I have issues dealing with success. Like, seriously. I am so used to things I want to do and have falling apart around me that when there’s the slight possibility that something might work out and go my way, I turn into a nervous anxious wreck. Take this Kickstarter thing, for example. Yes, it’s not done, and I still have a long way to go with it, but the idea that, with a little...