bistrowen asked: Happy birthday. On a scale from 1-10 how drunk are you? On a scale of 1-10 how good of a birthday has this been? Do these numbers correspond at all?
Anonymous asked: Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.
hoechlespls asked: check yo email
nixskits asked: (: Happiest birthday wishes! What was your most memorable birthday ever?
novacrystalllis asked: Happy birthday! C:
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There’s 40 minutes left in my birthday, ask me anything.
Who’s to say what works? You find somebody you like and you roll the dice....– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via emtc) amen. (via allisonweiss)
Auditioning for membership in my harem. Line forms to the right. 21 and over please.
Too much drinking, not enough breasts. FIX THIS, INTERNET.
Sundowner "All Prologue"
There are no second acts they say in our America today And every day I watch the tides the dock light glowing through the night The land is dark and quiet I don’t turn the pages Somewhere I lost that fire The story never changes What does our closest future hold? Day at a time I suppose And all these books just fill the walls no friends to clutter up these halls The house is...
theprofessorsays-deactivated201 asked: What are the politics of boredom?
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nixskits asked: Who are some of your dream guest stars for 'Doctor Who' & 'Community'?
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I’ve got another 6 hours of work left and I need distraction from the voice in my head telling me I’m shite.
It’s like when you wake up at 4am and aren’t sure if you remember how your lungs work, and there’s that half-second that you think your bedroom has moved to a foreign country and if you got up and opened the door, the world would be in a completely different position than you expect, but then the second passes and your four walls remain where they are and you’re just a...