October 2011
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Today's positive aphorism:
Life is a series of terrible events and then the world ends. Deal with it, assholes.
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spentitonammo replied to your post: batman is the...
I feel like that’d be neither cheap nor easy.
hikrut replied to your post: matt smith? you can...
I don’t think I can pull off Matt Smith’s awesome hair. It is very completely ridiculous.
I need a cheap and easy Halloween costume that is...
Suggestions wanted and appreciated.
‘cause the eggshells I’ve been treading, couldn’t spare me a beheading
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The Forecast “West Coast”
My heart...
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Keep Running.
OK, so, you’re on a football field. At the extreme end of it. Let’s say it’s the home team’s side, whatever, it doesn’t matter. At the other extreme end is your goal. What you want to get to, what you’ve been working towards, what you desire most. You have 30 minutes to get there. Easy, right? Except there’s obstacles. People, things, events, all of them...
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Aimee Mann “Deathly”
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Anonymous asked: Why are you depressed?
unfinished monologue for something.
Wait wait wait what exactly are we saying here? Is this really how you want this to go down, Sammy? There’s easier ways to get what you want, y’know. Seriously, man, guns? Fucking GUNS, Sammy? You don’t even know how to shoot one, let alone double-fisting like you’re Chow Yun fucking Phat. And for what, money? We ain’t GOT no money, and you know that. So I don’t...
Anonymous asked: Is the cake a lie?
Ask me stuff. →
Fuck it, I’m bored, tired, and depressed. It’s not like I can get any worse, right? Bombs away, cocksuckers.
Don't Blame The Anarchists: The Best Album You Are... →
theprofessorsays:
Good news everyone! The latest effort from Philadelphia pop-punk band Robots and Racecars has been released and it deserves your attention. While the title Rage Quit is appropriate for the content of the album, this is surely not an album you will find yourself hurling at the wall in a fit…
"Sometimes in our hyper-cynical world, we forget...
I agree with this statement. Cynical irony is boring.
Buy my band's album! →
It’s out now and is made entirely of awesome and secrets.
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